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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1"

ON PURPOSE!

• 1. Men are NOT mind readers.



• 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



• 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.



• 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.



• 1. Crying is blackmail.



• 1. Ask for what you want.
  
  Let us be clear on this one:
  
  Subtle hints do not work!
  
  Strong hints do not work!
  
  Obvious hints do not work!
  
  Just say it!



• 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.



• 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.



• That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



• 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.



• 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.



• 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.



• 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.



• 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one.



• 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.



• 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.



• 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.



• 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.



• 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.



• 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.



• 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.



• 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.



• 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as soccer, the home improvement, or cars'n'trucks.



• 1. You have enough clothes.



• 1. You have too many shoes.



• 1. You have too many purses.



• 1. I am in shape; round IS a shape!



• 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but you know, men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

A German metal band named Megaherz lost their lead singer who went on to form his own band called Eisbrecher.



Eisbrecher are a techno-metal band and have two CDs out. Here are a few videos from them. I highly recommend them, they are very good.



From their first CD:

Song = Schwarze Witwe (Black Widow)





and



From their new CD:

Song = Vergissmeinnicht (Forgetmenot)

Danish singer Anna David has released a new single in the German charts called 'Fick dich'. Basically, the song title translates as 'Fuck you'. So far, people are of mixed reaction to the song title, yet the song is about her angry feelings for some guy. Here's the video:



Anna David - Fick Dich

German version





here's the English version: "Fuck you"





and the Danish version: "Fick Dig"

Falco & Désirée Nosbusch









Even rare is the original version of this video.